Sunday 23 May 2010

No Lass Diarra No Ballack No Champion's League Winners

injuries already to key players. Two of them literally in Maradona's cocaine damaged brain.

Michael Ballack, a player who is irreplaceable for Germany won't make it due to injury. The injury was caused by Kevin Prince Boateng a couple of weeks ago, a Ghanaian who grew up in Germany... Ghana is in Germany's group provoking suspicions and more suspicions.

Lass Diarra was training with the French national team felt abdominal pain... he must have eaten one of these really mouldy French mountain cheeses but anyway he is out... also a big loss as his midfield work ethic and form are fantastic and Domenech left no cover for the position.

Finally two broken brain cells see no participation for Esteban Cambiasso and Javier Zanetti who were key players for the treble winning Inter Milan... players who are not prima donas and have few personality flaws (Zanetti has been the captain of Inter for over a decade). The location of the injury is somewhere in the remains of Diego Armando Maradona's cocaine-hollowed brain.



Zanetti managed to shut out Arjen Robben in the Champion's League and Esteban Cambiasso scored one of the goals of the tournament in Germany. Zanetti is 36 so this was his last opportunity.

In better news Messi's knee is not as bad as feared and he Fernando Torres and Xavi will all be playing.

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